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May 11, 2008

Nigerian Gang Banker

Hello and thanks for your wilengess to hear of my enquirey.
I am of the rich Nigerian Gang Bankers and I have have prosposition your wife and your self.my difficulties
are grande but I as of in not the positions (am missionary) to relieve my self, as I have fallen prey of a
largess sum of money. My situations follow:
As an heir to the kingship here, and very much sums of money, cash, dollars, and gold, i cannot how even
claim it as I am not in the position (again missionary) because of unfortunate circumstances. To claim these
sums in a number to $2300300 in dollars Us, I must first give the corrupt government in Sweden a very much biger
sum of cash which I DO not have.
I also work as a missionary, afore stated in this correspondance. my self i have worked for doing work with aids
orphans in spain also, yes with such upstanding believable credentials as pastor, lion tamer, colledge professor,
surgeon, TV repair, consul to the queen of france. As I am Out of the coutry, your country canada, i canot gain
governments assistance with my issues which are vast as the flock of seagulls outside my window at the moment.
You can help. (God bless your soul)
if I am able to recieve a small sum of moneis from you then will happily share up to twenty (20) percent of my
exteme good fortuan, again includeing many diamond, rolex watch, bullions of gold, and $2400400. tHE sum is only
just small and manageable by the fine people at Western Unions, and must be made Right away for you for to be
able for to take an advanage of this. Again I need help of you. It must be right away.

I post.

Hello, I am here to post. I post away, posting like a good poster. Post.

November 14, 2007

THE TRUE STORY OF WHAT HAPPENED TO ME

I remember I was hammering on a fence in the west pasture when Papa approached. He was carrying a letter or something in his hand, and he looked worried.

I continued to hammer as he came toward me. “Son,” he said, “why are you hammering on that fence? It already has plenty of nails in it.”

“Oh, I’m not using nails, Papa,” I replied. “I’m just hammering.” With that, I returned to my hammering.

Papa asked me to stop hammering, as he had some news. I did stop hammering, but first I got a couple more hammers in, and this seemed to make Papa mad. “I said, stop hammering!” he yelled.

I think he felt bad for yelling at me, especially since it looked like he had bad news. “Look,” he said, “you can hammer later, but first –”

Well, I didn’t even wait to hear the rest. As soon as I heard “You can hammer,” that’s what I started doing. Hammering away, happy as an old hammer dog.

Papa tried to physically stop me from hammering by inserting a small log of some sort between my hammer and the fence. But I just kept on hammering, ’cause that’s the way I am when I get that hammer going. Then, he just grabbed my arm and made me stop.

“I’m afraid I have some news for you,” he said.

I swear, what I did next was not hammering. I was just letting the hammer swing lazily at arm’s length, and maybe it tapped the fence once or twice, but that’s all. That apparently didn’t make any difference whatsoever to Papa, because he just grabbed my hammer out of my hand and flung it across the field.

When I saw my hammer flying helplessly through the air like that, I just couldn’t take it. I burst out crying, I admit it. And I ran to the house, as fast as my legs could take me.

“Son, come back!” yelled Papa. “What about your hammer?!”

But I could not have cared less about hammering at that point. I ran into the house and flung myself onto my bed, pounding the bed with my fists. I pounded and pounded, until finally, behind me, I heard a voice. “As long as you’re pounding, why not use this?” I turned, and it was Papa, holding a brand-new solid-gold hammer.

I quickly wiped the tears from my eyes and ran to Papa’s outstretched arms. But suddenly, Papa jumped out of the way, and I went sailing through the second-story window behind him.

Whenever I hear about a kid getting in trouble with drugs, I like to tell him this story.

October 06, 2007

Here

A guy, John, is staying with us. He is from Athletes in Action, a basketball player, and is at our house till Wednesday.

September 15, 2007

Electronicalissstic

This is me.

August 24, 2007

9418ca HP model


It took so very long, but we finally have a computer now. Internet. Email. Downloading stuffs. Withdrawl happened at two weeks.

Turion power with 2 gigs o' the ram. Lightscribe, dual layer DVD writer with wings and all of the latest hp bling.

August 06, 2007

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August 02, 2007

From Belize

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